How Bad Was it?

A couple of months ago, I conducted a 10-year back test on volatility on SPY, and found that if the same risk profile graph could have been created over that time span, there would not be a single 12-month period when the Mighty Mesa stock options trading strategy would lose money.

Over that 10-year period, the worst monthly drop occurred at the 9/11 terrorist attack when SPY briefly fell 19.7% (and then recovered completely within two months). Over those 10 years, SPY fell by over 10% in a single month only 5 times, and it rose by over 10% in only 3 months. When we set up our Big Bear Mesa stock options trading portfolio less than three weeks ago, it seemed prudent to have a portfolio that would gain 20% even if the stock fell by 10% in one month. We later expanded this coverage by adjusting so that the stock could fall by 16% and we would still make a profit. In the entire 10 year back test, it had not fallen that far.

So far, this expiration month, SPY has fallen as much as 34% (from a start of $126.70 to a low of $83.58), or more than double its largest monthly loss over the past 10 years. This is truly a once-in-a-century event (which is even longer than most lifetimes) for stock options trading.

Should You Bail Out Now? That is the question being sent to me by dozens of subscribers. As far as my personal investments are concerned, I am staying the course, for at least two reasons:

This market will eventually recover. Only the timing and the speed are unknown.Our options strategy is the fastest way I know to recover from this market crash.

Last week, I personally borrowed from my home equity credit line and added to my stock options trading positions. I did it carefully and slowly, however, legging into positions by placing orders half-way between the bid and asked prices. When markets get as wild as they were last week, the bid-asked spreads were big enough to drive a truck through.

It was absolutely the worst time to panic and liquidate a stock options trading portfolio. For those subscribers who did so, I feel sorry for them. They got horrible executions. They would have done much better to wait until expiration when at least the expiring options could be bought back at near their intrinsic value.

When all else fails, try laughing instead of crying -

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS for 2008 and beyond.

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.